edward put his arm around jacob's chest. there he felt warmth in his frozen fingers like never before.


"you're disgusting" jacob said, but he didn't move his arm.


"and you're a smelly dog" edward retorted with his half smirk.


edward looked into jacob's eyes. in his flecks of gold, jacob could see his own reflection. "bella means nothing to me," edward said.



"she means nothing to me, either," jacob breathed. "I have long since imprinted on you."


AND THEN THEY KISS AND HAVE GAYPRNZ AND THEN THEY HAVE VAMPIRE WEREWOLF BEIBEHS.




uh.
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